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But those really corny jokes are sometimesso corny you cant help but laughing. This page is full of corny jokes found off popsicles i eat sometimes daily. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool. Buy all time classic joke book joke books by prion isbn. At one point, inspired by her interest in the book, i gathered together a collection of corny, kidfriendly jokes. And they can be excellent when you need to get someone to relax, or break the ice. Ness and mike oxbent think about it have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. The doctor replied, i know you cant ive cut off your arms.

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Whether its a joke a day for the kids, lunchbox jokes for every day or clean jokes to tell. Some of these take on classic books, some take on the reading life, and others are a bit of library humor. He doesnt grasp the idea of a joke so instead, he asks me random questions that he thinks are jokes, tells me the answer and then laughs hysterically at himself. Classic corny joke book phil hirsch, paul laikin on. Corny jokes and riddles shopkins ebooks free book library.

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